February 2012
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blackbruise:
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
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onehellofaslowbro:
YES, THE LADIES SURE LOVE SUCKING ON A ZUKO!
AND IT IS THE PERFECTO DRINK TO SERVE AT A FIESTA!
GET IT BEFORE IT’S ALL GONE!
WELL?? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? BUY IT PEASANT!!!
…HALLUCINATING, EXCESSIVE FACIAL HAIR GROWTH, DECREASE IN SEX DRIVE, DEFLATION OF BREASTS, MAN PERIODS, DADDY ISSUES, AND M. NIGHT SHYAMALAMADINGDONG.
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Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
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Reblog if your icon is a sex god.
off-limits:
thesemeheiwajimashizuo:
theukeoriharaizaya:
thestrongestmaninbukuro:
Ladies, please, contain your orgasms~
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Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
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UK Helplines for EVERYONE! Please reblog to help...
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Young suicide prevention society: 0800 068 4141
I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to...
my friend today in government
Her: This is going to sound weird, but have you ever seen an animated character and just thought, 'damn, he is like really hot'? Like 'please come to life and marry me' kind of hot?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Her: Okay you're not saying anything you think I'm weird
Me:
Me: You have no idea
Her: I'm not being weird I'm serious! Especially those... 'ANIME' guys. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Me:
Me: Really, you have no idea
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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Hey every one, hows it going?
Long day for me